User talk:Meralund

mukeshkaswan

The old farmer married a young girl of 18 and after a few months of idyllic married life, he went to see his doctor. “The problem is I’m having to work many hours on the farm but I have to keep breaking off when I get the urge, to run back to the house, jump into bed and do the business. Then it’s back to work, and it’s knackering me.” The doctor suggested that his wife should come to see him out in the fields. “Every time you get the urge,” said the doctor, “fire a shot from your gun to let your wife know you’re waiting for her. A few months passed and then the doctor met the old farmer in the high street. “How’s the shotgun plan working?” he asked.