User talk:Mfuechec

Jeffery Zaskoda was born in El Campo, Tx., the son/daughter of a very successful mother and father who's jobs and names no one knows anything about. Jeff's parents spanked him when he misbehaved. Once Jeff pushed his big brother into the bathtub and never got in trouble for it to this day. Jeff's hips don't lie. According to his extended family members Jeffery grew like a weed during his early childhood, many remark that even though they had seen him just a few months earlier he was much taller at every new family reunion. Jeff is comfortable around black people. Jeff was in the El Campo Independent School District for 12 years during which time he made many friends and touched a boob. Jeff spent 2 years as the president of the science club where he did testing to find out if a baby could really drown in a bucket of water. Jeff enjoys tennis. After graduating El Campo High School and eating dinner at a nice restaurant to celebrate Jeff decided to go to Wharton County Junior College. While there he hung out with high school kids and started straightening his hair for a short period of time. Jeff is probably shorter than you realize. After spending two years at WCJC Jeff began attending Texas State University and still can't believe how hot it is. Jeff spits the truth.

The article Jeffrey Zaskoda has been speedily deleted from Wikipedia. This was done because the article seemed to be about a person, group of people, band, club, company, or web content, but it did not indicate how or why the subject is notable, that is, why an article about that subject should be included in Wikipedia. Under the criteria for speedy deletion, articles that do not assert notability may be deleted at any time. If you can indicate why the subject is really notable, you are free to re-create the article, making sure to cite any verifiable sources.

Please see the guidelines for what is generally accepted as notable, and for specific types of articles, you may want to check out our criteria for biographies, for web sites, for bands, or for companies. Feel free to leave a note on my talk page if you have any questions about this. Heimstern Läufer 06:41, 13 April 2007 (UTC)