User talk:Micahaelschuhe3

Hi guys, my name is Michael, i am a boy at the age of 17. i do not have many friends but i was hoping to find some through this. This is a post about my life, and what i have been through lately. It has been tough, but i went through it... Because... i am a survivor. when i was only one year old. my mom left me. because i was so ugly, and my dad was shot in a gang related fight over some drugs. I was left on the streets to die, but as you all should know. im a survivor. i learned the language of the birds, i could communicate with birds. pigeons, doves, and chikapees are my specialty. talking with them helped me discover new ways to eat foods and helped me learn to take care of myself. my 'mother' bird was named 'brrr' but i called her 'brrr'. most people dont see the differences in the names, but there is. you dont speak bird like i do. when i was of age 7, i got my first girlfriend, her name was 'brrr'. she was beautiful. i lost my virginity with her while we sat above an elder couple, when we were all finished pooping on their bald spots. it was romantic. she died the next day, the bird doctor said that she died from her stomach being penetrated by something long. depression fell into my life, not having my girlfriend, so i fled the scene of birds. i lived in the sewers until i was 16, i didnt find much food, but once in a while i would find a burger or something like that floating down. i would eat it with no hesitation. i became a good swimmer down there, swimming my way up and down stream.

To Be Continued...