User talk:Micahjam97

Micah James Jehovah Parker was born to a Mark Parker and Sheryl Norman in the humble country town of WhoVille on Nov 17, 1969. When he came out of his mother's vagina, it was to the song of a thousand angels, which Selena Gomez directed herself (obviously). His birth was marked by a new star rising in the West. Unfortunately, Micah lived in the East, so everyone who followed that eventually came upon the sea and drowned. Micah, being the all powerful, omnipotent entity that he is, accepted all those souls as a sacrifice in his honor, aging him to over 20 years on his first day on this Earth. Micah James Jehovah Parker is certainly the Messiah we've been waiting for. If only he were to stop playing Dota 2 for a minute, we might accomplish something.