User talk:Michael Brent Bailey

The Gookle
The Gookle is an elusive creature found primarily in central California, mostly on or in couches. The Gookle is also known as the Dykle, The kykle, and Turtle. Its diet consists of cheetos and other peoples beer. The Gookle typically sleeps up to 20 hours a day. If you come across a wild Gookle be careful, although not know to be aggressive it does have the ability to damage people and property. This usually is a result of its own clumsiness, but it can still turn out bad. In my experience it is better to shoot the Gookle on sight and not take the chance of having it get to close to yourself were it can accidentally hurt you or take your beer. The Gookle extremely close to extinction. all captive breeding efforts have been unsuccessful do to the extreme homosexual tendencies that are inherent to the Gookle. There is only one Gookle known to be left in all the world.