User talk:Michaelpyro

Michael Walton: Man, Myth, or Legend?

Due to the volume of requests pertaining to 'MICHAEL WALTON', the man behind numerous assassinations and global conquest schemes, I have decided to post an actual account of when I saw him. This, and everything in it is true, I am not delusional, and I have complete mental health.

The title is misleading, for I didn't actually "see" him, as you or I normally would. Rather, I FELT him, his presence, his energy. I saw the effects of his actions, and I felt him go past me, silent, watchful, and fast. I had stepped outside the small hut for a cigarette, I was in Uganda. I had my colt revolver at my side, always wary of my surroundings. Suddenly I felt it, felt HIM. I dropped to the ground and pulled my revolver. I could now hear a sound I had never heard before, it sounded as if there was an intense wall of fire, and it was moving straight towards me. Then, silence. Suddenly, an explosion rocked the damp night air, and threw me back against the house. Then I felt the wind of someone rushing past, but could hear or see no one. My eyes were not used to the night after the blinding flash of fire, so I don't know whether I would have been able to see him or not. One thing I do know, however, is that he is real, and will not be stopped by mere mortals. I have heard similar stories all over the world, and I have heard that he now resides in Washington, which is in the U.S. I would not go there for all the money in the world.

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