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Ramus Nunaz
Ramus Nunaz born in Malta on 30 September 1990 of gender unknown to its parent that therefore named it Ramus. As the years past by, Ramus Nunaz started developing female genetalia, attributes and behavioral patterns. Often susceptable to sever mood swings this sensitive speciemen is extreemly protective towards its peers, some of the peers that have been studied by others include amongst the many : Kukkas Nunaz, Juju Nunaz, New Girl, Michelangelo and Jimmy and other nunaz, alltough sometimes there have been reported cases of Ramus socializing with various retarded creatures and others at times foul smelling.

At the tender age of 19 Ramus has begun a severe training regime and declared it is planning to undertake a strict dietetical reformation as to appear more attractive to its younger prey espescially during the mating season of summer at which time Nunaz plans to show of her bountiful self by the sea side where its prey usually is found laying lazily in the sun. This effort undertaken by Ramus to lure her prey without any plan of longterm "cultivation" leads us scientist to believe that later on in life nunaz will become a cougar like being, ready to pounce on the helpless little cubs she so loves to prey upon, even though they at times upset her lifestyle and effect her behaviour towards her peers and cause extreem mood swings. This is sometimes Discouraged by her peers and most of the time she pays little or no attention and winds up bing told " told you so!" which also greatly upsets nunaz.

As we can see in the pictures Ramus is a very shy specimen and does not appriciate being photographed or displayed online as is in this article therefore to minimize my personal discomfort which will be inflicted by Ramus i shall stop right about now.