User talk:Midnight 7/Archive: 10-29-06

=Wikipedia Talk=

Re: Naughty code
Do you mean like this?

-→ Buchanan-Hermit ™ / ?!  01:17, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

Re: image link
Ohh dear... well, you're going to have to break it down into at least 20 separate images for that to happen. My main page has around 30 separate images just for the main splash image with the links. -→ Buchanan-Hermit ™ / ?!  04:55, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
 * Just did a quick count -- you're going to need at least 15 separate images for that to work. -→ Buchanan-Hermit ™ / ?!  04:55, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
 * I don't have the time, sorry. School's in the way. Under normal circumstances, it'd probably take about three weeks to two months to do, due to the complexity of the coding. I spent around three to four months on mine. -→ Buchanan-Hermit ™ / ?!  05:00, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
 * There could be, but I'm not aware of anyone else who has a userpage splash image like mine. (As far as I can tell, I'm the first and only person to have one like this.) -→ Buchanan-Hermit ™ / ?!  05:04, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

Re: Redirects
To make a redirect to a page, just type in #REDIRECT name of page you want to redirect to, and nothing else. As for the GIMP thing, I don't know since I don't use it. -→ Buchanan-Hermit ™ / ?!  07:07, 1 October 2006 (UTC)


 * I don't think there's a way to make it redirect without using the redirect command. It's definitely not going to make your pages more prone to vandalism though. I've never had a redirection page vandalized, and I have tons of them. -→ Buchanan-Hermit ™ / ?!  01:23, 2 October 2006 (UTC)

=Uncyclopedia Talk=

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Please don't fuck with my userpage, thank you. If you want to vandalize it, do so BELOW the marked line for vandalism. -- 19:33, 13 October 2006 (UTC)

Do not alter other people's comments. Putting words into another's mouth isn't allow. See Hardwick Fundlebuggy's Prison Journal. He did the exact same thing. Didn't the first ban teach you your lesson? -- 22:43, 16 October 2006 (UTC)

Vandalism page
Could you please stop reverting the template to how it was originally? It doesn't need to be right at the top like that - what's wrong with having it on the right, where most similar top-of-the-page templates are to be found? And it really doesn't matter if people bring stuff back from the archives (which you seem to have created yourself, with no input from others on the matter) - it's a example vandalism page, something would be wrong if you agreed with everything everyone adds to it! The only thing that really should be reverted are excessive html tags screwing up the page, and templates or pictures which have been added hundreds of times in a row, which make the page very slow to load and puts unnnecessary strain on the servers, which are quite overloaded as it is. Anything else doesn't really matter, and archiving it all regularly doesn't allow the vandalism to evolve over time. Basically, in the words of the Beatles - just let it be. 01:51, 19 October 2006 (UTC)