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Migoror, The Hawk and the Oadge Games:

In the 17th century there lived a village called Oadge on the West bank of Palestine. This village was always the host of a great set of games called "The Oadge Games" hosted many a time by roman emperors of New Age. The games were dedicated to a group of prophets that ruled over the land. These were not ordinary prophets such as Mohammed or the Holy Allah but rather smaller less-worshipped saints. The main "Saint" who the games were dedicated to was Migoror the Hawk (Time on Earth: 1542-1596). He was named "The Hawk" because many people claim that he swoops from the 7 paradises down in to Earth as a hawk to look over the world of mortals.From earlier history this would agree to the accounts of people calling him a shape-shifter. Therefore at every game a hawk was released to announce the forthcoming of the games. Of the participants about two-thirds were Bedouin Clansmen obvioulsy, women were not allowed to compete and at most times were not allowed to watch the games.

The starting date of the games is unknown but some famous participants included Patricka Sandlakak and the only ever woman participant (of English ancestry) Miss.Eualalie Henrietta Erpington who became part of the games during the Jew-Arabic war in the late 1940's.The games still continue today but are regarded as Taboo in over 6 countries, a 1/3 of which are Middle-eastern countries.After Miss. Erpington only Arabian men are allowed to compete in the over 20 events.

--Migoror 23:38, 28 April 2006 (UTC)Mr. Roger Synch

The Storyteller of Airland
There once was a storyteller named King Quack from Airland when the world was all one continent called Pangaea. The storyteller would tell of many adventures including the time he threw a rock into a moving thundercloud. He had also that day (Earlier) saw a man in robes that resembled rags. The mayor of the village came out and looked at the man in rags who appeared to be blocking the sheep from entering the town. He had also talked about people who had travelled long distances to the far away seas only to eat and eat and eat the plentiful Mitorfy birds which were full of meat. Not until 1250 BC when Joshua Corus had solved the issue of plague with the Mitorfy birds were they safe to eat. Right before King Quack became sick to his stomach he uttered to his servant in what would be translated as, "Servant, I think I'm going to be sic--". King Quack was cut off before he finished his line by becoming ill. The Storyteller of Airland was never seen or heard of again but many think he has been reincarnated in to another body of a human who is of the new millenium born (born between 1980-2000)and has experienced the same modern day versions of the aforementioned stories. Copyright 1994 Peter Benning

Zlata: A Story of Mushrooms
Zlata was a girl who lived during the oppression of the 1990's in Sarajevo. She was known for taking too many meds for her illnesses, and consequently was killed by the commissar. That would be the 12th commissar leading the Prussians to yet another victory. Unfortunately Zlata become too self-aware and was shipped to the land of no return. She did however, in 1997, return to the motherland only to find that her highly successful website, Wikipedia, had been turned into a site about the life and times of Manny Ninos-Schenk. It was true however, that sharks were then attacking the Austrian population. This is the story of a girl. Not a boy. Just thought I should clarify that for you. At this time, a wizard by the name of JillHam began to attack the true leader of Sarajevo, Zenedine Zidane in a time of true trouble. Zlata came to the aid of JillHam and together they defeated the evil western commies under the name, "The Nile Ghetto's". This lead to a mutual agreement between the people of Sarajevo and JillHam as tyrany was spreading across the land. Now that peace was spreading across the world, Zlata could finally return to her life as a sheep farmer in Mycenae. This was the end of the Neolithic revolution and the Hagavarian people were set to a life of prosper and eternal agony, a very amazing combination provided by the people of Crete. It is for this great Legend of Zlata, and the great wizard JillHam that people remember what happened in the Austrio-Bosnian area of Asia and why the Australians truly are the fastest people on the planet Earth.