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Michael M. Bennett (1988 - Present)

Infamous resident of Liverpool, Merseyside, UK, and the inspiration for Gnarls Barkley's number one single of 2006.

Little is known about Michael's early life, except that he grew up in Liverpool with his parents and 5 siblings. It is reported that Michael's favourite sibling was his younger brother, whom he affectionately refers to as "our steven." Michael, known to his close friends as simply 'Mike', began reading Greek and Classcis with French at the University of Liverpool in 2006, citing "I was the best in my class at French" as his reasons for this choice. He caused controvesy early on in his university life by threatening to leave the university, before making at contraversial switch to study Mathematics. Mike has since expressed an interest in studying Forensics, and it is this indecisiveness that is one of his most notable qualities.

Although a quiet boy on the surface, there was much debate amongst his fellow students about Mike's mental stability, which earnt him the nickname "Mental", or "Ments", as he is affectionately known. It is alleged that Mike is mentally unstable for a number of reasons. These reasons include his unconventional eating habits (it is often reported that his diet consists of nothing but a ham sandwhich, a chip barmacke and half a bowl of cornflakes) as well as the fact he keeps both a full sized ariel and an excersize bike in his room at his University halls of residence.

Mike has very forthright views on religion, and is quoted as obstinately declaring "There is no god, none, no heaven, when we die thats it, the end." He is reported to have once flown into a rage upon hearing a younger sibling singing a christian hymn. He also has very profound views on world affairs, claiming "I haven't watched the news for 5 years, it doesn't concern me." As an avid supporter of Liverpool football club he also ofen relays his views on lower-league football, by questioning the "point" of it, and describing it as "like watching sunday league. my school football team play better."

Mike was subject to the unrequited affections of a fellow student, James N. from Peterborough, but eventually found love with, M.S, another student at the University. He wooed M.S with the somewhat questionable chat up line "I'm here, what were your other two wishes?" The pair indulged in illicit sex for months, and their relationship has still not been made public.

In early February 2007, Mike mysteriously dissapeared from his Halls of Residence. The circumstances were somewhat suspicious, but Mike's whereabouts were eventually revelaed through the website facebook.com, where he broadcast to fans that "Michael is at home for atleast a week. If he find goin to uni ok from home, he may leave halls."

Some student's have reported sightings of Mike, but some fear they will never see him again. His unusual character traits and mysterious circumstances have elevated him to superstar status, and he has become somewhat of a legend amongst his fellow students.