User talk:Milesofawsome

Mark Mcparlan
(referenced)little is known of the great Mcparlan adventures of 1934, however many believe that Craig Mcparlan was killed shortly after he was accused of rape offences. Mark was born in the 14th safety cupboard just outside Hampshire, he died a virgin and was considered to be one of the founding fathers of antiques roadshow when it first aired in 1946.Just after, he killed himself by gouging his eyes out with a tea spoon.

Mark Mcparlan
(referenced)little is known of the great Mcparlan adventures of 1934, however many believe that Craig Mcparlan was killed shortly after he was accused of rape offences. Mark was born in the 14th safety cupboard just outside Hampshire, he died a virgin and was considered to be one of the founding fathers of antiques roadshow when it first aired in 1946.Just after, he killed himself by gouging his eyes out with a tea spoon.