User talk:Milkymarkmark

Mark Williamson was born in auchtermuchty on the 16th March back in the day. He had an enjoyable upbringing and frequently talks of times of old, having run around the open plains of fife, exploring the wilderness with his daring companions. Mark has since left his childhood as a hardend indavidual. Having had many battles and scraps with various other thugs, Marks reflexes are now ninja like. ( this helps him with his first person shooters in everyday life ) Mark started having trouble with socialising because of his firey temper. His mother enroled him into acting a ballet school, where he went on to enjoy a bit part in Dr Quincey medicine man.

As a young man Mark traveled to some yanky town ( Virginia i beleive ) to doss about and do bugger all. He made lots of nice friends and drunk lots of beer, and i beleive that trip was soley responsable for the dramatic decline in Marks waist line. Marks attended college in the scottish capital, but his carear never realy took off as an actor, something he is still pursuing to this day.

Mark has since joined HSBC, and is in a role that he neither enjoy's or dislikes " i just get on with it eh " is a phrase often used by the main man himself. Mark started as a new recruit in DFS and it was there he had the oppertunity to meet myself. We then moved together into premier training. This would be the hub in which we forged " The Boys ". Cheeky, Spunk Chops, Marky, Wee Adam, Lego Boy, Posnetto, and Dairy Face would become the most laughable exciting team in Premier, along with " The Bitches " we formed a formidable force.

Marky would be the driving force behind the team with his booming voice, phone antics, unmisticable comments and also his smooth dress sense. Mark love's to wear designer and brand names. Among those names are Fred Perry, Penguin, Carhartt and Kenneth Cole. Mark also likes to smell nice and is a fan of Kenneth Cole and Paris Hilton Fragrances.

Mark has alot of intellagent lingo on the phone and like to build a rapport with his customers, using frequent words like "Yeah" and "ok".

Above we love Marky Mark Williamson.

By Sir Frazer T Gardiner Esq