User talk:Misterdenudation

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Glann-Kilkelly
Glann is situated in the parish of Kilkelly. It has a population of around 17.5 people (If ya include concepta duffy's amputation). Starvation, disease and rape is rampant here while it has an unemployment rate of over 98 per cent with the only employment being Marguerite Duffy's job at the local Social Welfare office. Glannalese, as they prefer to be addressed as, do not mix outside their parish and since 1848 they have declared themselves as an autonomous Communist Republic gaining formal recognition from Moldova in 1993. Kieran Duffy, (Duffbabes/links) as he demands to be called is the recognised ruler of Glann and the surrounding area and has become a respected local chieftain securing the Duffy-Regan pact after fighting over a local combly maiden which brought "peace for our time" as Duffbabes called it, thus ending the localised feud. Glann is a socially deprived uneducated cess pit of debauchery, beastiality and typhoid with Mickey "Mad Cock" Callaghan frequently roaming the area in search of prey. However, in recent times, he has been stopped in his endeavours by the handsome, almost mythical figure of "chops" with rapings down by 456% over the last 3 weeks. Their duels have become stuff of legend and provide the Glannalese with social entertainment, a rarity during the last 160 years of brutal Communist rule from the Duffy clan