User talk:Moldyspoons

Chrysta Wallin is a person who will one day grow up. Right now, she is not grown up, simply alive and living and surviving being a teenager and a Surrey Girl. Her hair colour is a no name. Don't ask. She goes to school, and enjoys things like breathing and eating and listening to things. Her cable TV was cut a long time ago and since then has accumulated a large number of movies to watch instead. You know how it goes. There has to be something to watch. Chrysta is a strong believer that Harry Potter deserves to be a series that is remembered for all time and that if the zombie apocolypse happens, she will hide in her basement and be scared for a long time. Chrysta enjoys music in very many ways, shapes, and forms. Maybe it's the lack of natural ear that she has, but everything sounds pleasant and nice. She also indulges in playing music herself. GO BAND. AND CHOIR. WOOOOT. Sometimes wishes she could be a monk, but always decideds against it seeing as how they have to shave their heads. Math is something that does not exist in her world. Friends are important and therefore shall be mentioned. Chrysta Wallin has also accumulated a comfortable number of friends over the years. Why is it that pictures come out square when they are taken by a round lens? One other life aspiration is that she will become an Arts Administrator. Which also explains things like her interest in music and buisness and people. Another aspiration is for her name to be on urbandictionary.com. Spelled the right way. She decided just recently that if she were to get cancer (unlikely) that she would get dredlocks. She never played Farmville. She would also like to meet Oprah and hug Ellen, and maybe Usher since she's dreamt of him and maybe even Jim Carrey or Robin Williams. Either/or would be sufficient. One of her favorite words is Tabernacle. And Blue Planet is one of her favorite movies. Along with Forest Gump. Canada is awesome. And yes we Do ride polar bears to school, and if anyone asks, Chrysta is Amish.

A VERY important fact about Chrysta Wallin is that she has an asian cousin who happens to be her very bestest best friend and yall will have to accept that because she is the best and Chrysta loves her dearly. She is also very pretty, with a good taste in everything.

Chrysta Wallin has been employed for 2 out of her so far 4 teenage years.

She has a three legged dog that is ironically named Lucky, another yappy dog named Lance, a ginger kitty named Tiger and a budgie names Sally. Also a sister.Moldyspoons (talk) 07:28, 5 December 2009 (UTC)

"One thing that ALWAYS and without fail bottles my mind is that humans have names. Names! For what, I ask!? And that my identity and everything to do with me is stored in my name. CHRYSTA. CHRYSTA CHRYSTA CHRYSTA CHRYSTA CHRYSTA CHRYSTA CHRYSTA CHRYSTA CHRYSTA CHRYSTA CHRYSTA! It's all I've seen all my life and for some reason it just is ME? It has to be how I am recognized and what is familiar to people? It feels so trivial sometimes...I'm labelled by a name, and will answer to it all my life. And those 7 letters are supposed to make up that label? Come ON! C H R Y S T A? WHY? Why not, "Enjoyable Essence and insightful Wit?" Or something cool? Or just a sound? Or an action? Why are humans so LAME?

Chrysta's Insights: (Be enlightened.)

Chrysta's main goal in life is to be happy. Don't you think that's a good goal? It's very easy to do, actually.

STORY TIME! This one time, I was really young, and my family and I were at our cabin on Mayne Island, and at this time, I was afraid of snakes, kinda. AND my Dad and I were out doing yard work, and we were next to this little cluster of bushes. I was wearing my favorite gumboots at the time. It was very cold. Anyways, my Dad decided it would be funny to look in the bushes for somehting, and then CRY OUT really randomly and yell AHHH A SNAKE GOT ME! And I JUMPED and FELL out of my boots. I was sitting on the ground, and my boots were in front of me. I read somewhere that your parents are the people that can scare you the easiest because you trust them the most and trust they wouldn't do anything to scare you. It might have been in a book called "Thirsty," actually. Anyways, I think this is true. I never forgot that day.



Have you ever thought about how WEIRD it is to know that years and years have gone by since you've been born? Like, think about it. 365 days have went by and suddenly I was one year old. Then another couple hundred days went by and I was 2. And it just kept going and going until the me, now. Sitting on my computer when I could be sleeping! But just this year has gone by so quickly! It feels like yestarday was Halloween, and the day before that was summer! And since I was one, though, I`ve grown (obviously) and so many things have happened. So many Christmas`s. So many Halloweèns. It`s weird, time is. Never stops or restarts. It bottles my mind right up, to be frank. WHO DECIDED IT HAD TO BE FRANK. WHY COULDN`T IT BE FRANCOIS? OR JACK? We live in a weird world. Like my science teacher once read out to the class a list of oxymorons, and the Christmas one happens to be something I haven't forgotten. Why do humans cut down a perfectly good and healthy tree, put it in our house, decorate it with weird little shapes, eat big dinners and let our childre think an old, fat man is coming in to our house to put PRESENTS of all things under said tree? And that he flies. In a sleigh. In the air. With REINDEER? REALLY, HUMANS? REALLY?

Something else that you will find interesting is that Chrysta Wallin's hair colour is unknown. What do you call it, exactly? No one knows. Chrysta Wallin also likes Five Alive, la musique, sleep and walking on cold days. Moldyspoons (talk) 06:55, 5 December 2009 (UTC)