User talk:Momface

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December 2007
Welcome, and thank you for your attempt to lighten up Wikipedia. However, this is an encyclopedia and the articles are intended to be serious, so please don't make joke edits. Readers looking for serious articles will not find them amusing. If you'd like to experiment with editing, try the sandbox, where you can write (almost) whatever you want. Jauerback (talk) 21:19, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for your contribution, but we are trying to write an encyclopedia here, so please keep your edits factual and neutral. Our readers are looking for serious articles and will not find joke edits amusing. Remember, millions of people read Wikipedia, so we have to take what we do here seriously. If you'd like to experiment with editing, use the Sandbox to get started. Jauerback (talk) 21:25, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Please stop. If you continue to vandalize Wikipedia, you will be blocked from editing. Jauerback (talk) 21:25, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

This is the last warning you will receive for your disruptive edits. The next time you vandalize Wikipedia, you will be blocked from editing. Jauerback (talk) 21:27, 19 December 2007 (UTC)