User talk:MopMuppet

Shark in Venice (WORST MOVIE EVER)

Where can i start? oh yes shark in Venice is the worst movie ever made, I will tell you some of the supposed plot and all the mistakes.

The movie begins with divers who are attacked by sharks but the horrific effects makes the shark attack look vague you can hardly see a thing. A few scenes later the main actor Steph Baldwin is with his girlfriend and some other women, they are on a boat when 2 children and a father are behind in a boat and clearly caught laughing at the actors and most probably the camera, this scene was so badly edited that the children and the father strangely go past about 4 - 6 times and a sharks fin appears a few times unexplained. Then again a few scenes later an attack scene is shot with terrible water effects, shark effects and splash effects a man and woman are standing near the waters edge the woman portraits a terrible Italian accent ( even though it seems only the man is taken down by the shark the woman vanishes also) terrible water effects are also used again later when the mafia invade Steph Baldwin's hotel room by swinging along a line. During another attack scene the shark quickly attacks a boat with people in and whilst it is eating them people are walking past like nothing is going on this means they used obvious graphic effects and didnt hire actors for the scene just filmed people walking past. Lets skip a few scenes next Steph Baldwin and another mafia man are heading to the secret treasure (thats what they were after) and the shark pops its head up for a second or two then go's back down! during the final scene there is a police man who repeatedly kept going down a rope which was rather humorous and people show up out of now where popping up behind things taking a few shots then jumping back down i'll skip the rest and explain that at the final few seconds of the film shows a supposed shark fin which is bobbing back and forth.