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Narg

Narg is trolloc in the fictional world of Robert Jordans "Wheel of time" series. Narg, whom many fans considered supernatural and powerful (though the truth of this is still under specutlation). Narg was brought on in the books on pg. 75 of Eye of the World. Nargs famous words are "Narg stay. Narg smart." As Rand, the main character, lowers his sword, Narg lunges to kill Rand, but Rand raises his sword and slays Narg. Many of the readers believe he is not really dead, and will return to conquer the evil forces.

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February 2008
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April 2008
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September 2008
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What it is
A crooker is a mythical tree like monster native to the coniferous and deciduous forests of North America. They disguise themselves as trees and devour their prey which consists chiefly of humans and small animals by snatching them with strong branches and throwing them into their massive mouths. The mouth of a crooker is full of foot long fang like teeth. They also have large, simple eyes toward the top of their structure. Crookers move their powerful branches much like how humans move their arms, a crooker can lift anywhere from 25 to 1500 pounds with one of its branches A crooker has bark like a tree but is usually much wider than a normal tree, it's height is similair to that of an average oak tree. They can wade through dirt or occasionally break through the ground with their roots and walk slowly. A Crooker’s thick roots dig deep into the ground much like a tree. In American folklore, it is said that a crooker can be warded off by fire or holy water. A crooker is not a type of demon or tree, but a vengeful creature.

Ways to spot a Crooker
The most common ways to spot a crooker include: Irregular twists in the trunk of a “tree,” excessive movement, a strangled sounding raspy screech which may the mating call. The most obvious way to spot one is the eyes which are located toward the top of the shape and often glow a dark yellow color. Very few crookers have actually been photographed. Note: The trees that crookers resemble are oak, box elder, and other large hardwood trees, not to be confused by evergreens, poplars, or other smaller types of vegetation.

Crooker Eyes
Crooker eyes have a translucent choroid, a part of the eye that allows the absorption of light. Many animals such as the cat have a translucent choroid. This part of an eye absorbs light in the dark, allowing stellar night vision. The eyes of a creature with a translucent choroid appear to glow in the dark when light is shined on them.

Eating Habits
Crookers will eat any non metallic organism. They do not require more than a pound of food per month but enjoy feasting whenever they can. Crookers gain strength from the energy of what they eat and grow much faster than trees if properly nourished. Crookers are cannibals and eat their dead as well as dead trees. They often act as decomposers, eating all dead organisms around them. However, they seem to prefer live prey. Occasionally, crookers will eat their young or smaller, younger crookers.

Reproduction
Crookers reproduce by the spreading of pollen from males to blossoms of females. Male crookers release pollen into the air during the spring. There is a short period of about 2-3 weeks that the pollen can successfully fertilize crooker blossoms. To alert each other when ready for mating crookers will give their mating call. The mating call is a shrill, extremely raspy sounding screech that is indiginous to the crooker alone. These calls notify other crookers in the area. A large group of crookers mate with each other at a time. The pollen fertilizes the blossom which grows into a large, solid, brown seed.The seeds fall from the females’ branches and are planted in the ground. With proper sunlight and watering, a crookerlet or baby crooker will grow out of the ground. If a female crooker is near, she will adopt the crookerlet as her own. A baby crooker is able to see very well and can devour small forest floor dwellers such as leaves or sticks. If it is not eaten by animals or destroyed by the elements, a crookerlet will slowly grow into a full sized mature crooker.

Problems
Very few new crookers are born each year. Male crookers are very rare but females are more sparse. Crookers usually mate once or twice every 5 years. There is not a high mortality rate within the species, but the birth rate is considerably smaller.