User talk:Mortikai10

Joe shanahan is a man among men. He is the leader of the Ku kux klan chapt 69. He is man that respects all men. Joe Shanahan single handedly defeated Archimonde, the Cruel demon located atop Mount Hyjal. He can snap a human neck faster then a blink of an eye. He eats steroids for breakfast lunch and dinner. He easily weighs 250lb. and has 6% body fat. He can bench 320 and curl a spoon at golden coral. He has great a big man boobs that could make Pamela Anderson jealous. His best friend Anthony "the swan" Mccormick, can drop kick crazy ninja. McCormick is a less than reputable character who likes to think he's a badass. He makes fun of kids in gym class that tell him to pick up chairs. He later got beat up by the crazy uncontrlable chair kid. Anthony later said "I made fun of him but didn't expect to get in a fight."