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Ruthlind Eisenhower
Ruthlind Dilfort Eisenhower (December 22, 1735-October 14, 1789) was born in a small out just outside of Philadelphia. She was a major part of the United States government dealing with the money. Her maiden name Dilfort, comes from her great grandmother, the elegant Johanna Dilfort. Eventually through the family trees, she is related to Dwight Eisenhower. Ruthlind, or as pronounce "Ruthlin" with the silent 'D', was a major contribution to the United States. Also to George Washington. She was married to her husband, Patury Eisenhower, while she was having an affair with George Washington. Her husband, Patury, was a man of low social status. Therefore, she had to redeem her family name and become higher ranked in social class. She had showed up at the U.S. government building to start her workings of banks and money, when she met up with George Washington. Ruthlind and George Washington ended up pulling off their affair for three years. Until she had gotten pregnant with George. Patury was quite suspicious about her pregnancy since they hadn't had any sexual affairs in a couple years. Until once the baby was born, it had white puffy hair and wooden teeth, just like George Washington. From there on Patury was furiously angered with Ruthlind and Mr. Washington. Patury divorced Ruthlind and moved on to a better, more trustworthy wife. George Washington and Ruthlind kept their love for each other going for quite a while. That at one point in time, Ruthlind and Washington had become married. They were one of the most sexual, adorable couples around town. Until one day Patury decided to get revenge on George Washington and Ruthlind. He ended up locking Washington into a freezer so he would freeze to death or eventually get pneumonia. Ruthlind had found him in the freezer and figured it was all Patury's fault. So she quickly unlocked the freezer and let Mr. Washington out. By the time Washington had divorced Ruthlind for her ex-husbands despicable behavior, Washington had already died from pneumonia. Ruthlind had become so upset, that she went back to her ex-husband Patury Eisenhower. Ruthlind and Patury ended up becoming bottom of social class because they could not afford anything in that matter. They had given birth to sixteen children, including the one child of George Washington's. Ruthlind and Patury had eventually over time become famous for having thirty kids by the time that both parents had died. The children though, had become very famous which eventually let to Dwight Eisenhower's presidential victory.

frankforter (talk) 04:50, 14 February 2012 (UTC)