User talk:MrMe100

This Is What My Opinion Is On Chris Loffredo.
Chris Loffredo is a average boy,who goes to Denis Morris Catholic School located in Egypt, Pakistan. He is well known for his many accomplishments as a Phantasy Star Online player,with his level 99 Humar character, and the fabled phase saber of death +3, the game is rather dumb as it bleeps out my swearing. Although Chris has never been very successful with women, he does currently have a girlfriend, in Ohio. Also he seems to have a massive amount of crabs. Chris is a very small Italian man who dyes his hair green and purple. He is quite racist to the little people in society and he doesn't like to eat milk. Although he does enjoy cereal with melted cheese. He plays chess against himself because he is to smart to play anyone else. Sometimes he really enjoys wiping his own feces upon his friends, as they sleep. Most of his friends are pretty smart, or they can drive, but you can't forget that one friend, you know, the one who is on the cheer leading team.. Ha. Chris was born in Alberta, Prince Edward Island. His real name is Muhammad Ahmed Ackbar Ali, but we call him Chris for short. Chris finds time in his regular schedule of PSO to attend most of his classes at Denis Morris, although sometimes he forgets the difference between reality and PSO, so he doesn't show. Some of Chris's best trait's would be level 92 smithing and 88 mining. He can even summon the mighty dragon, Bulbasaur. Even though his attack power may be low, don't let that fool you, his magic level is 500, and man does it pack a punch. *WHAMMY* Chris enjoys going to Ohio to visit his girlfriend, in fact we are driving there this summer, unless of course he dies of his incredible amount of crabs. During Chris's life he has been beaten by old men around the world.. and he is most well known for being the top child to fall for internet pedophiles.. in the world.. he even has a plaque for it, it's in his room in the closet, behind the dildo's. Chris seems to live within his video games, being to afraid to come into reality, something about Captain Planet and the Planeteers are out to get the garbage men.. but that has nothing to do with Chris. The Stations of the Cross Report Jesus died on Good Friday, so that we could all inherit eternal life. It's noted in the Bible that Jesus was not murdered, but died of his own free will. He knew he was to die in order for all of mankind to escape a grisly end. It is part of the mystery of Jesus' being that he was able to be both God and man, and understand what was to happen and why he had to do it. It of course was no difficult task for Jesus, because he was not only our savior, but he was also a heroic Time Traveler from the future. Jesus came from a bleak and dismal future, ruled by Dragons and gigantic whore on the backs of animals(Revelations). In order for him to save our time, he had to go back to the past and prevent Judgment day from happening. To do so, he needed to return to the past and warn everyone. He went and impregnated his DNA in the womb of a young woman in the form of an Angel, and was born. When his past self became of age, he would constantly visit and warn Past Jesus of all his enemies, and helped Past Jesus heal the sick by giving him medicines from the future, and helped him perform miracles with his invisible stealth suit. Future Jesus also helped perform miracles by freezing time, and was able to feed 5,000 people with "seemingly" 2 fish and 5 loaves of bread... But Past Jesus knew what he had to do; he needed to sacrifice himself so that Future Jesus could perform one last miracle and save the future. By becoming so famous and feared by the Pharisees, they blindly freed Barabbas instead of Jesus at the trial. Barabbas, however, would go on and begin the Dragon Slayer Bloodline. Three days after Past Jesus died, Future Jesus emerged from inside the tomb, using the Time Machine, and told his disciples to begin the Church, and work with the Dragon Slayers, from now until the Final War, in order to save the Future! There have been long preparations for when Future Jesus will be born into our time because when he is, the Dragon Slayer will be found and we will fight to save mankind from the great Dragons and the Giant Whore on the Back of a Lion (Revelations)!

U.S. Capitalism and Influence on Foreign Nations In 1776, God Created the United States of America. Before then, everyone was under the rule of the tyrant king of Britain: Prince Charles. He put taxes on everything, and then The United States of America was formed in retaliation to taxes. What was once a rival gang has become one of the most powerful nations in the universe. America is now president of the world, and some people aren't cool with that. In the war of 1812, Osama Bin Laden declared Jihad on the West Coast and killed Tupac. In retaliation, we tried killing the notorious Saddam Hussein but accidentally killed the Notorious Biggie Smalls, Just when things couldn't get any worse, they smashed a plane into our trade buildings, so we responded by killing Princess Di. Is this an arms race anyone can win? Whoever wins, the children lose. And who cares? I hate kids. Bunch of little punks ruining my movie. I wanted to see The Passion of Christ in peace, not have a bunch of stupid kids crying. Oh well... at least people weren't praying or anything. God loves America, That's why he is on our money. And money is important to the world, because without money, people would be poor. Many nations are poor because they have no money. America tries to give them money sometimes, but i don't think they know how to use it because they're still poor. I think they try to eat the money because they're spoiled by missionaries who give them food instead of teaching them how to get money. I think that's what they mean by "nickels a day can feed a child." I thought, "How could food be so cheap over there?" It's not they just eat the nickels. And then came the Indians, who my cousin tells me ran casinos and had a power level of at least 10,000. When Americans first came to this nation, the Indians picked a lot of fights and killed America's best friend (not Mexico). The Americans got really pissed and became the United States of America 2 (US2) and killed all the Indians. There are still some Indians, but now America can beat them in one punch without going to US2. In conclusion, the USA rules and everyone else drools. That's why i don't let other nations in my secret clubhouse. Other nations and girls. In conclusion girls are icky.