User talk:Mr Telford

Welcome!
Hello, Mr Telford, and welcome to Wikipedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. Here are a few links to pages you might find helpful:
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Please remember to sign your messages on talk pages by typing four tildes ( ~ ); this will automatically insert your username and the date. If you need help, check out Questions, ask me on my talk page, or, and a volunteer should respond shortly. Again, welcome! DBaK (talk) 20:22, 16 December 2017 (UTC)

December 2017
Welcome, and thank you for your attempt to lighten up Wikipedia. However, this is an encyclopedia and articles are intended to be serious, so please don't make joke edits, as you did to Newcastle upon Tyne. Readers looking for accurate information will not find them amusing. If you'd like to experiment with editing, please use the sandbox instead, where you are given a certain degree of freedom in what you write. DBaK (talk) 20:23, 16 December 2017 (UTC)

You may be blocked from editing without further warning the next time you vandalize Wikipedia. ''It does not look to me as if you are here to help improve the encyclopaedia. One more silly edit and I fear you will be out. Please stop. Thanks.'' DBaK (talk) 20:37, 16 December 2017 (UTC)

I forgot your name
What did i do this time Mr Telford (talk) 20:38, 16 December 2017 (UTC)
 * You can't be editing seriously here if you don't know what you did. Here are your contributions. DBaK (talk) 20:39, 16 December 2017 (UTC)

Yes okay I shouldn't have put the glory hole thing but I was true. It was my great uncle jack Telford.
 * I'm sorry, but I don't have time to interact further with you on this. If you want to edit here please use the links in the welcome thing above or visit the WP:TEAHOUSE. You will find all the information you need there. Thanks. DBaK (talk) 20:48, 16 December 2017 (UTC)