User talk:Mr calvin and hobbes

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Speedy deletion nomination of How to beat the living crap out of somebody
A tag has been placed on How to beat the living crap out of somebody, requesting that it be speedily deleted from Wikipedia. This has been done under section G1 of the criteria for speedy deletion, because the page appears to have no meaningful content or history, and the text is unsalvageably incoherent. If the page you created was a test, please use the sandbox for any other experiments you would like to do. Feel free to leave a message on my talk page if you have any questions about this.

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Kick them in the crouch
Kick them in the crouch? Are you serious? Should it not be "kick them in the crotch. By the way create anymore nonsense and you will be blocked. Enter CambridgeBayWeather, waits for audience applause, not a sausage 23:32, 10 August 2009 (UTC)