User talk:Mrogerstouch

gregatim lima manentia also known as : ‘Sprite’

A rare fungal turf disease found in temporal climates such as North America. This disease has catastrophic effects upon golf courses. Bent grass is most profoundly susceptible to the damages of this unrelenting invader. Its causes are currently unknown and much research has been focused into determining its origins and catalysts. It has recently been sighted in the region of Eastern Ontario, Canada. Its appearance is genuinely unique in the field of turf grass disease; one may easily mistake it for a couple thousand spilled 2 liter bottles of Sprite. Something should be said of long-term effects. It is not understood in the scientific community why, but in 100% of the cases of Gregatim Lima Manentia, within 2 weeks of onset, the entire golf course affected simply vanishes. In southern Iowa in 1999, the first case was discovered by Greg Lima at a remote course. He simply arrived at where he believed work to be to cut greens and was astonished to find nothing but cornfields and a citrus scent in the air. It is fair to say that Gregatim Lima Manentia is the Ebola Virus of Golf Turf Grass. Scientific research still must be completed to determine the effects of human consumption.