User talk:MrsStypayholikson

So basically Peter Pan is pretty awesome, as we all know, right? But who is also awesome, is in fact; me, Liam Payne, which most of you may or may not know. Liam Payne, me, is a really awesome singer whom is in the awesome band *Niall's voice of a man here* One Direction! So, if you combine the two together then you get Peter Payne. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING; 'that's so awesome I can't believe it O.M.G. wow I think my brains will expolde with that awesomeness' but the thing is, I'M A LITTLE DRUNK. Yeah I know I shouldn't drink with my faulty kidney and stuff but when you're on tour you sorta want to PARTY IT UPPPPPP!!!!!! hahahahahaha So, Peter Payne is a character I made up, AN ALL YO DARK READERS SHOULD INCLUDE HIM. That's right I know about Dark I've read it and you are all VERY naughty little people tutututut. Harry would NEVER do that to little ladies I know him I've seen him nude WAAAY too many times.

That is all about Peter Payne. CHILD LABOUR IS NOT OK DUDES.