User talk:Mschuchm

A Tommy
A Tommy is a colluqial phrase for a bowel movement of large proportions. This bowel movement can come out of nowhere and attack ones anus with extreme speed and brute force.

The Tommy is named for Tom Dowd, of the Pittsburgh Dowds. He is known for larger than life persona and even more sizeable bowel movements.

National Tommy Day is January 7th, yearly, which also commerates the date that Tom Dowd, known for the Tommy, destroyed a well designed and sturdy chair at Buccan restaurant in Palm Beach. Mschuchm (talk) 17:52, 8 January 2023 (UTC)