User talk:Muffy mac

Muffy MacGregor is one of the greater mysteries of the last one hundred years. Originally born in Bangladesh on January 26, 1987, Muffy has since traveled the globe extensively. He has lived in all corners of the globe, even though traditional globes don't have corners. Since moving from Iceland in 2000, Muffy has become one of the larger pop icons in North America, rivaling Rob Lowe and Billy Ray Cyrus' step son for tabloid supremacy.

Since its conception in 1999, The Muffy Mac Tower Attack is now one of the fastest selling items in Southeast Missouri as well as Northern Chile. This along with some of his other successes has given him the prestige to be truly accepted among his very prestigious family. In fact one of his first actions upon reaching these milestones was to take his family on a trip throughout the continent of Australia.

Australia Trip

Unkie Dave is very good at driving, so he was the driver. The only exception was one day he was tired so Auntie SJ took over for a few hours. Auntie SJ is so called because she is smart and works for NASA. DR was the navigator, but only because she complained a lot. She said that she got sick if she wasn't in the navigator's seat and then all she did was sleep so Unkie Dave had the responsibility of driving and navigating at the same time. Mommy Leela also accompanied them during this trip. They had a lot of fun. They tried to go surfing and got some funny looks when they were in the middle of the Outback trying to drive up Uluru with surfboards strapped to the roof of their heavily modified for expedition duty 2001 Toyota Land Cruiser Prado.