User talk:Mutterhals~enwiki

Lo those many years ago, 26 to be exact, a thunder cloud shook the sky and a ray of light shone from the heavens. The seas boiled and the earth stood still, dreams took winged flight and a child was born. A child born unto a legacy to be a thorn in the ass and nagging gadfly of society. Oh this hell bound child with bad hair and a penchant for big words found many obstacles on the way to enlightenment. An unfortunate personality, endless intellectual curiosity and catholic school seemed to spell ruination for our humble narrator. Loathed and ridiculed, shunned and ostracized, this modern pariah’s future looked dim. Of course, we’re told, those who peak early in life are destined for failure, and the reverse is often true as well. While the child’s enemies are in a race to see who can succumb to their drug addiction first and who can make the most babies, this blessed savior child is on the road to nirvana. A modern day Joan of Arc, here to cleanse the world of it’s sins and lead us to victory. The child is now a woman, eager to fight the good fight and ready to assume leadership of the disenfranchised, the poor, the misunderstood. Delusions of grandeur notwithstanding, I am an unassuming and introverted young woman with plans to take over the world and make it better. My heroes are few, but precious. I cite Bill Hicks, Robert F. Williams, Orson Welles, and Hunter S. Thompson as my inspirations. I detest empty headed celebrities, ignorant conservatives, and unfettered stupidity. I am disgustingly provincial and I’ve never stepped foot outside the U.S., but it is my dream to travel the world. My favorite beer is Red Stripe, my favorite movie “Irreversible”. I’ve seen “Evil Dead 2” over 100 times. I am an encyclopedia of trivial facts and figures. When I grow up, I’d like to be a film maker or writer, start my own magazine or rock band, or perhaps build an army of ordinary super heroes. I’m pretty open.

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Hello,

The developer team at Wikimedia is making some changes to how accounts work, as part of our on-going efforts to provide new and better tools for our users like cross-wiki notifications. These changes will mean you have the same account name everywhere. This will let us give you new features that will help you edit and discuss better, and allow more flexible user permissions for tools. One of the side-effects of this is that user accounts will now have to be unique across all 900 Wikimedia wikis. See the announcement for more information.

Unfortunately, your account clashes with another account also called Mutterhals. To make sure that both of you can use all Wikimedia projects in future, we have reserved the name Mutterhals~enwiki that only you will have. If you like it, you don't have to do anything. If you do not like it, you can pick out a different name. If you think you might own all of the accounts with this name and this message is in error, please visit Special:MergeAccount to check and attach all of your accounts to prevent them from being renamed.

Your account will still work as before, and you will be credited for all your edits made so far, but you will have to use the new account name when you log in.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Yours, Keegan Peterzell Community Liaison, Wikimedia Foundation 02:02, 20 March 2015 (UTC)

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 This account has been renamed as part of single-user login finalisation. If you own this account you can |log in using your previous username and password for more information. If you do not like this account's new name, you can choose your own using this form after logging in: . -- Keegan (WMF) (talk) 16:41, 22 April 2015 (UTC)