User talk:Mynameisbrett

Yardgnome Mafia
Started in 2006, this group has caused disaster in the state of PA. Mostly taken place in the western half towards Pittsburgh. There are several diversities to this group. this consits of Irish, Italian, German, and Polish. It all began in a small township of Chippewa.

They believe in the ways of confucianism and Disco fever. Though affiliated with Yakuza, Terreto, and Eva Mendes, they have goals to make the world a better place.. to die.

They used to have a line of Teddy Bears in 2007, but abruptly went out of business do to the fact that Sr. Jimmy Cavenderiano spent most of the money on prostitution. With the help of Miguel Straitiaz, they got away with it and withdrew themselves to Cuba. Brett Blackenzoles and Kyle Braddtaco seized them several months later in June. This month is the month that Yardgnome Day came to be (june 8th).

Severl members have joined since this contraversial event. Donald Lovendino and Dylan Huber have been initiated by seducing farm animals during lent. There was no stopping them, because their determination to be in the group was strong and eager. Though they may have recieved membership, they lost all sense of pride and honor. The good thing is that they were able to regain that back by using small children as shields against bears.

So dont mess with them! gracias!!