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Narwhals Aren’t Real

Throughout Evolution many animals have evolved to their surroundings HOWEVER one I don’t believe is a narwhal. It it a tooth? Is it a horn? Is it bone? WHAT IS IT. After a lot of thinking I came to a solution. It is none of the above, narwhals just aren’t real! Now you may be thinking well who is that lovely fellow from Elf? IMPALED MANATEES! Did you know manatees don’t have the chemicals in their brains to be mean. They are just happy floating potatoes HOWEVER their kind nature has led to them being impaled as a sport with long rods and covered as a so called “NARWHAL”. I WONT STAND FOR THIS AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU!

We need to stand together and stop manatee impaling