User talk:Nascar Riley93

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Welcome to Wikipedia, Nascar Riley93! I have been editing Wikipedia for quite some time. I just wanted to say hi and welcome you to Wikipedia! If you have any questions, feel free to leave me a message on or by typing helpme at the bottom of this page. I love to help new users, so don't be afraid to leave a message! I hope you like the place and decide to stay. Here are some pages that you might find helpful: I hope you enjoy editing here and being a Wikipedian! Also, when you post on talk pages you should sign your name on talk pages using four tildes ( ~ ); that should automatically produce your username and the date after your post. If you need help, check out Questions, ask me on, or place helpme on your talk page and ask your question there. Again, welcome! Sh i r ik ( Questions or Comments? ) 20:39, 7 March 2010 (UTC)
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March 2010
Please refrain from making unconstructive edits to Wikipedia. Your edits appear to constitute vandalism and have been reverted. If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox. Thank you. Sh i r ik ( Questions or Comments? ) 20:39, 7 March 2010 (UTC)

Please do not vandalize pages, as you did with this edit to Tovi'i. If you continue to do so, you will be blocked from editing.  Egmontaz  ♤  talk  20:43, 7 March 2010 (UTC)

Welcome to Wikipedia. The recent edit that you made to the page 2009 NCAA Men's Division I Basketball Tournament has been reverted, as it appears to be unconstructive. Please use the sandbox for testing any edits; if you believe the edit was constructive, please ensure that you provide an informative edit summary. You may also wish to read the introduction to editing for further information. Thank you. Uncle Dick (talk) 16:37, 9 March 2010 (UTC)

Please refrain from making unconstructive edits to Wikipedia, as you did with this edit to the page 2009 NCAA Men's Division I Basketball Tournament. Such edits constitute vandalism and are reverted. Please do not continue to make unconstructive edits to pages; use the sandbox for testing. Thank you. Uncle Dick (talk) 16:43, 9 March 2010 (UTC)

Please do not vandalize pages, as you did with this edit to 2009 NCAA Men's Division I Basketball Tournament. If you continue to do so, you will be blocked from editing. Uncle Dick (talk) 16:43, 9 March 2010 (UTC)

Dick Hammerbush
Dick Hammerbush is an Italian Warlord who is known for his antics along side 4Chan meme Pedobear. It is unclear as to who Hammerbush Truly is because he has tormented chatrooms and and cities alike with his memes and self absorbed behavior towrds Dead Baby Seals. Hammerbush is believed to be the spawn of a hangover when Chuck Norris upchucked a pistachio that had festured in his anal region for quite some time. Hammerbush has been known for destroying planets with his sick and demented poetry that has caused small children to urinate their eyeballs and crap their souls along multiple vital organs while eating whoppers at local Burger Kings while dancing around to Billy Joel songs redone by the one and only Billy Mays!

Speedy deletion nomination of Dick Hammerbush
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