User talk:Nate Labelle

Nate Labelle was born on Septemeber 25, 1987 from a big hairy vagi in Africa. O Motha Africa you plague me!!! Nate is one of the blackest men i have ever seen. He has no balls. They were bit off by a pitbull when he was 17. Luckily, he jacked off a lot at the computer playing WOW, so scientist were able to salvage some sperm so he can produce little niglets when he is older. I remember a time when nate had sex with Josh Davis, and then josh made nate, the big vagi, fuck a 62 year old man in the ass in front of his kids. It was so funny because Eric M got it on film and sold on the internet. It made Eric a lot of money so he was able to buy a recording studio and Domino Theory became famous. The Band members got a lot of ass after that. I'm talking boy band ass. Dave found out about Nate was fucking JOsh and he was so pissed becuase Nate is supposed to be cool because he goes to UofM and not be a fag. Nate wasn't allowed to go on Dave's boat the whole summer and either was Josh becuase drunk pirates are some of the biggest fagets I have ever seen in my life. Nate likes to have fun with his friends in his free time, but he doesn't have much free time because he loves to play WOW a lot. I think it's like heroin to him. Nate had sex with a dog once and his dad found out. His dad is a teacher at a high school and he told all his students. We like to call nate the dog fucker. Nate is an alcoholic. He starts his day off everday with a fucking wine cooler becuase he is a fucking pussy and can't drink beer.