User talk:Necktie93

Ari is very hairy and lives in the amazon. He has a large mouth and mettalic sex symbols all over his body. he has an iron penis painted neon green and yellow snake eyes that he uses to blast away enemies. Ari has few freckles and can usually be found wearing a painted shoe. he has chest hair that is approx. 3 inches long growing on his bottox and bosom. YOU KNOW THE DRILL!

He's Also Pretty Jankass When It Comes To Making A Penis-head Colada. Shhh Secret Ingredient: Fire Crotch Exxxtract. He Is An Alpha Male.

Sphinctersayswhat?

Love, your aunt.