User talk:Nelsonlfc93

Robert Small
Robert Small is a 20yr student currently studying at Edinburgh Napier University and is a fucking retard.

So far, Rob has gained a formidable reputation for being the local idiot. Some of his escapades include being arrested for stealing pizza, attacked by many girls (especially the fat ones), and terrorising taxi drivers.

His sex life took a recent down fall when the young stud seduced a travelling Australian to have a night out in Edinburgh during freshers week, only for the horny young girl to chew his penis to shreds. This caused Robert a lot of suffering. However his drop in confidence hasn't stopped him in the pursuit of his hole. He also has aids.

Robert is also an open and compulsive masterbator. His recent exploits amassed much deliberation within his friendship groups and over social media sites such as Facebook.

Who knows what the future holds for this lost young boy. Only time will tell :P