User talk:Nevi11e11

Keoned
When you go to flip your freestyle watercraft, off the first of a set of 10 ft waves. Underestimating the speed required to flip off a wave that size and project yourself and your craft to the back of it. You therefore land in front of this water freight train of death and whilst being propelled to the bottom of what feels like an elevator shaft and all the while wishing you had never left the comfort of your mothers breast you drink half a litre of sea water. Getting to the surface to call timeout to only find you need to do it another 3 times and avoiding all aid in the mad dash back to shore to lay on the beach and watch your beloved sink. Nevi11e11 (talk) 10:41, 22 May 2017 (UTC)