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Bollshevian island

Language- bollshin

Little is known about this small island located in the Pacific ocean, somewhere off the coast of kiribati. The island is only about 100 square miles and consist of many dense forest and tall mountains. The main crop produced on this island was rice. Once a British colony now an island home to an estimated 500 natives. The natives are hostile and attack anything that comes near the island including planes and ships.

The revolution started when farmers decided to fight off the small group of British settlers. The farmers were led by Elhamin Voshcun. He was a small rice farmer but believed that the people were being treated unfairly. He was able to spread word of revolution though they're native tongue because the British did not take the time to learn it, this was eventually the brits downfall.

The plan was to attack the British when they gathered for Easter dinner. The plan occurred on April 20th of 1852. The bollshin natives snuck up to the church early in the morning during the Easter service. They locked the doors of the church and set it aflame killing all 100 British people on the island.

The Revolution wasn't over yet though because on the other side of the small island a shipment of goods and dime troops and just arrived. Fearing the idea of an uprising the British Queen Victoria ordered troops be sent to protect this valuable colony. It took 3 days for the troops to arrive and see the horror of the burned down church. The Corp consisted of 50 troops armed with rifles and eboght supplies for 4 months. The only problem was that the natives were trained huntsman They saw the troops heading towards the village a day before hand and were able to trick the troops into thinking they surrendered but lead them into a trap. The natives were waiting in the trees and jumped the soldiers while they were taking the captives to the prison. They jumped from the trees and were able to kill all 50 soldiers while sustaining only 5 casualties.

The British tried two more times unsuccessfully to reclaim the island but the natives knew the terrain too well and were able to use the immense hills and dense forest to defeat them. Eventually on March 29 1852 the British had stopped trying to reclaim the island and left the people alone.

Little is known about this island after 1852. The Bollshins went back to their normal ways, where they believed heavily in family and tribal rituals. Some rituals depicted include sacrificing a golden fish. This fish is captured and then left out in the sun for days to dry out, the people then bring it to the top of their tallest mountain and toss it into a fire. This sacrifice is supposed to be the sun gods, where the gold represents the color of the sun while the fish itself represents life on Earth.

The government is a tribal monarchy. There is one chief family whose oldest man makes all the decisions of the tribe.

The last known attempt to visit the island was in 1854 when Japanese troops were sent to capture, the inland. Which was believed to be uninhabited. Only one of two ships returned with only 15 crew members on it. They told of natives who were possessed by the devil and killed anyone not of their species. Within one day of being home the remaining crew members died suddenly. Leading to the assumption that the island and it's inhabitants are cursed. No further attempts to land on the island were recorded.