User talk:Nicolehunter

Jessie Belden
A middle child, Jessica Wade Beldenwas born on May 3, 1987 to Janice and Robert.

From a young age, Jessica was known as somewhat of a badass. This became blatantly obvious when she narrowly avoided being comprehended by the police after theiving someWonder Breadoff of a truck while vacationing at a friend's Cape Cod estate.

As a 5' 8" blonde bombshell, Jessie often recieves cat calls from 8 year old boys.

Jessica is very cultured. She lived in France. And hates tofu. One day she is going to accidentally put a piece of tofu in her water - and that will be the end.

She blames her parents for what she refers to as, "Cottage Fat."

During her life, Jessica has acieved many successes in the sport of track. Among them are several school records on the high school and college levels - as well as on very special and very naked night.

One tragic day, years ago, while cruising the Danbury Fair Mall, Jessica Wade peed her pants.

During th year of 2006, Jessie created scandalous headlines by fooling around with presidential candidate, John Kerry.

Several witnesses report, in one sitting, Jessie can consume over 10 lbs of food despoite the fact that she is hot enough to be a REAL model.

Speedy deletion of Michelle Holleran Camping
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