User talk:Nikt86

Speedy deletion nomination of Jugdeep singh bhullar
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Kayur Kotecha
Kayur Kotecha is a Neanderthal currently residing in a conservatory in Leicester. He his affectionately known as 'The Meat' (Morris et al 1999) in reference to his oversized head and inability to construct coherent sentences and/or make points in real time. He has been the butt of many jokes in the past, partly due to his poor decision making (see chronicles of the Kayotic MC and autbiography 'I want to be Amit Chopra'). Despite early life mistakes in recent years his banter and ability to cuss has improved dramatically, much to the dismay of Thakrar Morris Parmar and many of his other comrades. The general consensus is that his improvement in cussing is largely down to having too much time on his hands and updating his old rhyme book(citation required). He has found himselft to be particulary successful at; Co-organising weddings abroad, Deep tissue massages (with extras), Rapping skills, Weight Lifting , Whatsapping and Consuming rum.