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Moczhmaal
A modern day warm blooded reptile residing primarily in highly populated pockets of South-Eastern Australia (Terra Australis) Rare sightings have revealed this species to be hermaphrodidic, mating with itself via a series of sporatic, uncontrolable spasmotic interactions between its own dual hemi-penis and cloaca. Moczh-maal(moj-marle) or Pseudo-Pattisonii Moczhmaalius, procreates at impressive speeds of up to 300 rpm, excreting on average 20,000 ppm of fertile ectoplasm per quantum. This species is a nest robber, often preying on the unsuspecting Schlobb-Bobbin on its migration path from Southern Sri Lanka via Papua New Guinea. It small green head is reminiscient of pear flesh with the texture similar to damp velvet and blanched lavender. Scientists have often reported the Moczhmaal death rate epidemic as being caused by dehydration due to the high level of corpses found near deep water, however recent studies have found that the Moczhmaal may in fact be the only modernday creature with aquatic-suicidal preoccupations due to complex social hierachical systemology.