User talk:Nograv

November 2008
This user has been the best user of all time, he has helped wikipedia tremendously.. in fact, I wish I were him. He must be incredibly handsome to be able to plagarize something as Hilarious as this: '''The situation finally reached a tipping point when the Soviet Union unwisely decided to host a title bout for a certain Rocky Balboa. When the crowd saw Rocky's tenacity and can-do American attitude, they began to cheer for him, instead of the Soviet-sponsored Ivan Drago. Within a few short years, the Soviet Union was dissolved [citation needed]. '''

I am step two in the gnomes underwear profit scheme

December 2008
This is your First warning. If you continue to vandalize Wikipedia in such humourous ways, you will be forced to watch the The Rosie O'Donnell Show because we moderators do not like jokes, and do not believe people that make jokes ever have any thing important to say. Please stop making disruptive edits, or I will be forced to yell into my computer screen while pulling out my hair...42. Parsecboy (talk) 16:17, 9 December 2008 (UTC)

You have been blocked indefinitely from editing in accordance with Wikipedia's blocking policy because your account is being used only for vandalism. If you believe this block is unjustified you may contest this block by adding the text below. {{#if:Parsecboy (talk) 01:44, 11 December 2008 (UTC)|Parsecboy (talk) 01:44, 11 December 2008 (UTC) {{unblock reviewed|1=Come on dude, that was funny and therefore had a purpose, I want to edit the Canadian Senate page by including long-standing members|decline="That was funny" is not a valid unblock reason. — Smashvilletalk 03:17, 12 December 2008 (UTC)}}

{{unblock reviewed|1=I'm sorry, won't happen again, I just want to be able to contribute possitively to wikipedia with my areas of knowledge (Fluid Mechanics and such)|decline=Sorry, but in the entire history of your time here at Wikipedia, I cannot find a single positive attempt to improve the encyclopedia. As I see no evidence in your history that shows you have the potential to be a positive contributor, I am declining this request. — Jayron32. talk . contribs 03:57, 12 December 2008 (UTC)}}

{{unblock reviewed|1=Prove it was me |decline=Special:Contributions/Nograv, as well as the above requests for unblock. - auburn pilot   talk  23:27, 12 December 2008 (UTC)}}

{{unblock reviewed|1=Gnomes made me do it, I realize I said 'Prove it was me' earlier, but that was because the gnomes were really, really pissed|decline=Find someone else to troll. Bye. — J.delanoy gabs adds  23:45, 12 December 2008 (UTC)}}