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Buttermummy Greek Dialect

The Buttermummy Greek Dialect is derived from the Modern/Ancient Greek dialects and has pure Greek roots. It is widely spoken in Nicosia, the capital city of Cyprus due to it's village-like attributes and the mentality that prevails the City. Nicosia males have the tendency to love their mother's more often than not, in a stronger way than any other culture in the universe! Thus allowing the statement "Nicosia men are all mummy's boys" to be true. The Buttermummy Greek Dialect is a strange greek-cypriot dialect which, when listened to sounds like whining/singing village greek-cypriot. Be aware that this dialect is contagious as is the mummy's-boy syndrome. Also, nicosian boys all sound gay due to this dialect thus making it difficult to differentiate the real gays from the fake ones. They also all dress gay. [citation necessary] (as if!)