User talk:Nonexistentxx123/sandbox

this is a joke don’t take it seriously i don’t want to be hate crimed

GAYBIES
GAYBIES

gay rabies is a serious disease and there’s no cure at all once you’re bitten. you become a homosexual (may or may not be deadly, depends on the level of homophobia surrounding you, and only works if you’re straight)

how to stay protected:

1. pack your no homo spray (only use if necessary, it makes them mad) 2. remember to stay ten feet away from the lgbtqs they can smell cishets and heteros 3. remember to wear protection because yes you can get infected and it IS highly contagious so stay safe

if all else fails, when the homo starts to growl at you make sure you retreat slowly and offer them a cookie