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Hamster for President is an old asian-american tradition, in which gray hamsters are lined up in a primary and campaigned. It is even common to bet on a particular hamster as would be done for real elections.

The hamsters are often distinguished by the speech writer who speaks with them, via a small radio transmitter hidden under their fur.

Versions
With hamster for president there have always been three distinct versions the first like a horse race would use a gallop poll (sometimes the pie charts displaying the results would be red, other times blue ), while the second would start with all the hamsters being placed in the center of a large election, the first lobby a tobbaco or petrol company for funds, wins.

Critisms
There have been a few cases of critism and even protest of the election by some random person on the internet with a website. On such case was in February, 2007 when John Smith Doe stopped hamster elections from being held in online encyclopedias in Canada.