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Space Apples
Recently there have been many frightening reports of peculiar orange apples found in toilets, sinks and wardrobes. These reports have been filed as 'Space Apples'. Scientists have traced the apple's DNA back to the particles of Jupiter of which it likely had came from. Exposure to Space Apples has been known to turn humans into flesh eating cabbages that feeds on blood and human tissue otherwise known as 'Ethan Yarnalls'. Latest technology has discovered that these apples have travelled through the vacuum of space through UFOs known has 'Fruit Bowls'. Space Apples are most commonly a light orange with red markings shaped like bananas carved on its sides. If you identify any of these alien apples then please contact the experts at Savetheunicorns@gmail.com or call 040157362794. This is a serious case and must be solved swiftly before the whole world is transformed into a world full of Ethan Yarnalls.