User talk:OLOF KAHDINSKI/MILOSH AND OLOF

NOTHING WAS EVER ANYTHING WITHOUT MILOSH PICHIMISYVICH AND OLOF KAHDINSKI! >== ALL THROUGHOUT TIME THEY WERE THERE!== In the time of dinosaurs where they got drunk with the rapters from jurassic park. Yes that was a documentary. Excluding Jeff Goldbloom. You may ask how did they survive? Well when the meteor from the cretacious period they hid behind a T-REX and then were flung into a cave where they remained until the ice age. During which they wrestled mammoths and showed Sabre Tooth Tigers whos boss. Skipping ahead in time to the time of December 25th in Bethlehem they WERE 2 of the wise men, the 3rd was Chuck Norris who didn't give JESUS gold, he gave him a BEARD!!! Again skipping ahead they witnessed the birth of an era when they saw the parents of a Bruce Wayne shot B4 his very eyes! B4, I've got BINGO!!! Anywho, they also witnessed Mrs. VOORHES murder all those kids and they testified against her with JUDGE JUDY! And on their vacation they went to the city of BESPIN where on their tour of the city they saw Luke get his hand cut off by the sith lord DARTH VADER! Serves him right! Hey I forgot something, REWIND!!! The time was who knows when and they went selling leather jackets as door to door salesman and they stopped at SPARTA!!! They had more to do the war than you think. They spoke to LEONITUS and asked if he wanted a jacket in which he replied and I quote "We don't want your flimsey jackets, do you know what this is? THIS IS SPARTA!!!" And so he kicked them into the PIT OF DEATH which was over exaggerated and only 6 feet deep. Now back to more modern day. Keeping with the jackets they sold their jackets to THE ARTHUR FONZERELLI, AKA THE FONZ!!! They also witnessed the making of the MATRIX and realized they were in a computer!