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1984!

Suzanne
Suzanne, you're all that I wanted of a girl You're all that I need in the world I'm your child, make me blush, drive me wild Suzanne, you're all that I wanted

When I met you I was all alone Cold and hungry cryin' on the phone You baked me brownies and said, 'Don't you cry' And gave me the coat off your back

Suzanne, you're all that I wanted of a girl You're all that I need in the world I'm your child, make me blush, drive me wild Suzanne, you're all that I wanted

Even Izzy, Slash and Axl Rose When I call, you put 'em all on hold And say to me that you'd do anything And all I can do is say that I haven't much I can give you in return Only my heart and a promise not to turn But I sing to you every day and every night Suzanne, I'm your man

Suzanne, you're all that I wanted of a girl You're all that I need in the world I'm your child, make me blush, drive me wild Suzanne, you're all that I wanted Of a girl

Ghost of Tom;(Have You Seen The)
Have you seen the ghost of Tom?

Eyes bugged out and nose too long

With big ugly teeth and a shiny white chin

Only one cheek to keep his tongue in.

Have you seen the ghost of Tom?

Long white bones with the skin all gone

OOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Wouldn't it be chilly with no skin on?

Question
1 How many women do you think Frank Sinatra punched in his life time? --Endless Dan 22:42, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

1a: Ratio of punches to the face to body shots?

1b: Number of Rat Pack wives he's laid his hands on? (Slaps and elbows count; as does illicit sex)

I can't answer the first part. Obligatoryhandle (talk) 22:52, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

1a: 3:1 face:body ratio. 1b: I'd ball-park it at 50%, but that's a flat-out guess.

King of Syria
Efrem; Efrem Abdouchey —Preceding unsigned comment added by 68.192.109.213 (talk) 03:21, 25 April 2008 (UTC)



Ghost Deini!

 * …incredibly inappropriate.

What, this heat?


 * Summertime / Holding a nine / Split the vega in half

I don't know Ghostface. I've never even listened to Ghostface.

Frontin' (Right Quick)
I’ve been looking into my future pet ownership and hopefully by Summer, I will be situated somewhere and will be able to get him (him).

But after some deliberation, for like, 3 minutes, I’ve reconsidered his potential breed and naming.

He will still be Master Fuji to JT and you – if you don’t play your cards right, but I can’t call him Mister Fuji. He should be calling me Mister. I’m his boss hogg. I pay the bills. I make the rules. I want some pigs feet. So, I’ve decided to give him a first name. It’s gonna be 411 (four eleven) and I want to get a frog eating bastard French Bulldog.

Being of Japanese decent (by way of Jersey), I probably couldn’t pronounce his name anyhow so it will just be 411. But when the drama is poppin and I’m looking for blood, I would assume he’ll turn his back of Katzenjammer - which will now be the cats name – because he is a French coward.

Fish (alias: Leiderkrantz) was a well known Nazi sympathizer, so it makes sense that second Fish/Cat #2 follow in the Filth’s footsteps. 411 would serve as my personal informant on the inside.

Also excellent would be when I make a YouTube ‘Best-of of 411’, I could title it ‘What’s the 4-1-1? (Remix)’.

Endless Dan 16:24, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

Now is the winter of our discontent?
Holy shit, the Giants are going to the Super Bowl.

Katzenjammer the Terrible (Chiwawa)
Dude - I had a a vision last night through into this morning. You know I like French bulldogs and what they bring to the table in terms of boxing it out. But, when shit really goes down, I think that frog eating bastard would front right quick. So that's why I decided again I will get a CHIWAWA... the most feared of the toy-sized dogs.

And, his name will be Katzenjammer the Terrible (or the Barbarian, depending on how I groom my personal soldier).

Here are some bullet points I pilfered off the chiwawa article on why he will eat your face off the bone...

 E n d l es s D a n  14:01, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
 * 1) Chihuahuas are prized for their devotion, ferocity and personality. Their curious nature and small size make them easily adaptable to a variety of environments, including the city and small apartments.
 * 2) Chihuahuas are often stereotyped as high-strung, though it has been shown that correct training and socialization can result in an outstanding companion animal. (I've slayed a cat's mind into acting like a dog. This would be no sweat.)
 * 3) Chihuahuas are not well-suited as small children's pets because of their size, temperament and tendency to bite when frightened. It is recommended that children be school aged or older before adding a Chihuahua to one's home.
 * 4) Also, many Chihuahuas focus their devotion on one person, becoming overly jealous of that person's human relationships. (Read: He will show fierce allegiance to only me... unlike the Cat.) This can be mitigated through socialization.
 * 5) Chihuahuas also tend to have a "clannish" nature. (Read: You know I like the Wu.)
 * 6) Chihuahuas seem to have no concept of their own size and may fearlessly confront larger animals.

Dwarf elevator operator
The dwarf looked at my father. "Sir," he said, "you are a repugnant fool!"

"Shortcake," replied my father, "open the fucking door or it's your ass."

AFD
Hello

I have nominated an Article that you have contributed to for deletion at

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Fingerpoke_of_Doom_(3rd_nomination) Seeker of the Torch (talk) 15:10, 30 December 2010 (UTC)