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The brutal war of 1763 also named the War Against Progress, was a vital part of the rise of the Ottoman Empire. It all started with an altercation between the the Turks, of Turks and Cacaos, and the women of the ottoman empire who at the time were living under the rule of the carribean stronghold. Strict Turk rule forbade all women to flaunt their intelligence past the age of 15. First women began reading in underground coffee shops and hosting Poetry Slams under the guise of undergarment sweatshops. When the men of the town began to realize that their undergarment populations were not maintaining their normal ebb and flow, but instead decreasing, the people began to talk. Eventually word got back to the Turks and a representative by the name of Ralph Machissimmo was sent to investigate the claims. When Machissimmo arrived he was greated with the traditional Ottoman fanfare, and everything seemed as it should. However, when he attended the local ceremony of the dunces ( a coming of age ceremony for young women) he noticed one young lady, Tawny Kitten, who refused to throw the childhood literature into the fire. This angered the townsfolk, especially Machissimmo, who reached out to stike the young girl, but before he could a man named, Arthur King, intersepted the strike, breaking the cardinal rule that an ottoman man must never touch the arm of a royal while wearing a ceremonial mask and reciting the Turks and Cacaos Creed, "Humina, Humina, Cocheese." Soon a riot broke out, the first of many that would be go down in history as the Night of the Bad Riot. Even to this day, when large mobs of people began fighting in the streets, you often hear them use the term,"Bad Riot." Anyhow, due to the Turk's lack of proximity to the Ottoman Empire, their strength eventually waned and women could be seen hosting poetry slams and book clubs out in the open, until it was commonplace and the Turks lost all power. And that is how the Ottomans gained their power.