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Snær Seljan

Snær Seljan Þóroddsson was born in the year 1983. He has lived his life as a professional cheesegrater until he got scouted and became the captain of English Rugby. He was well known for his prolifique rugby kicking and his smelly shoes, as well as his lucky jockstrap that he never washed. A well known saying from Snær is "I only eat green Jelly Babies.." and still today he eats Jelly Babies as well as dogs. He´s known in Iceland for his excellence in a national sport called glíma. He recently was interviewed by Fréttablaðið were his picture was taken of him in his spandex custume that he usually only uses with his girlfriend. He has a girlfriend which is also his best friend and he ofen calls her his little princess. But it´s very strange that his girlfriend is also his best friend because most of the people in Iceland don´t like their best friend to touch their ,,Jewlery" if u know what I mean. Snær comes from a town which is almost the end of the world and it´s called Reyðarfjörður, that meens Angrytown in english. People there actually has never seen a computer or a african american person before. Despite all his flaws he´s a gentle person who likes to play a game of football in his school and most of the other pupils like him for who he is. It´s very strange though that he still talks like a woman but the doctors say that maby he will talk like this all his life. The other pupils like to mock him when he tries to trashtalk them in the footballgame.