User talk:Omnificence/sandbox/The Law of Omnificense

I haven't written a proper research paper since 1983. The thought of it just hurts my brain. I'm hoping you all will realize the import of my paper and will help me out. All contributions will be properly accredited.

Thanks in advance Mr. Omni.

Contested deletion
This page should not be speedily deleted because... (your reason here) --Omnificence (talk) 17:57, 12 February 2017 (UTC)

I just want this on the record that Wikipedia was given the first shot at publishing the Law of Omnificence and declined! Delete away Garth!