User talk:Onioncrapidenion

I need help!
 * Could you be more specific? Mkdw talk 02:30, 8 May 2013 (UTC)

uncle milty bullied me.
 * Onioncrapidenion (if that is indeed your real name), Uncle Milty was being nice. If you have a legitimate question that hasn't already been answered by Uncle Milty, then feel free to try again.  And please use four tildes ( ~ ) to sign your messages on all talk pages.  Thank you! –  P AINE E LLSWORTH  C LIMAX !  03:00, 8 May 2013 (UTC)

It wasn't User: Uncle Milty who blocked you from editing, it was me. Given your creation of a nonsensical article Onioncrapidenion with attempted inclusion of a link to a shock site (the actual shock site is presumedly blacklisted on Wikipedia, so you replaced the suffix ".org" with ".com"), it appears that you are not here to contribute constructively to the project. Plus, even if you were to be unblocked (for that to happen, you'd have to persuade one of the administrators that you have learned your lesson and won't disrupt Wikipedia in the future, and probably wait for at least a month as well), you need to change your username. - Mike Rosoft (talk) 04:48, 8 May 2013 (UTC)

I'm sorry, Microsoft I mean Mike Rosoft. I love you very much. Onioncrapidenion (talk) 16:41, 8 May 2013 (UTC)Λ
 * It's not so much about me, but about Wikpedia. If you were to be unblocked, what kind of contributions are you going to make? Try finding an article, and suggesting changes that ought to be made to it. (See the "Five pillars of Wikipedia" for the core policies of the project.) Even correction of spelling errors or spotting vandalism that needs to be reversed is a good start. - Mike Rosoft (talk) 06:09, 9 May 2013 (UTC)

Microsoft, can I have an xbox?