User talk:Osamarocks66

The greatness of me
Me, Michael Loper, am here to explain my amazingness. I am funny, smart, athletic, and above all, extremely good looking. I have a 4.0 grade average, have eight girlfriends, and the star of our football team. I have more friends than you, weigh less, and have a better perception. In all of my perfectness, I exceed your limitations, but tend to forget after focusing on myself, forget how obsolete everyone else is. But it's okay, because since you will never exceed my perfectness, you can always dream. Yes, you can but only dream of one day, through luck of course, building my magnificent shrine of me. Then will you be something of worth.